{"id":604,"date":"2026-02-02T16:22:56","date_gmt":"2026-02-02T15:22:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.belle-e-toile.fr\/?p=604"},"modified":"2026-02-28T16:26:26","modified_gmt":"2026-02-28T15:26:26","slug":"la-comedie-romantique","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.belle-e-toile.fr\/index.php\/2026\/02\/02\/la-comedie-romantique\/","title":{"rendered":"La com\u00e9die romantique"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Le th\u00e8me<\/strong> : \u00e9crie un texte ou votre personnage sera atteint de psychose. Il aura l\u2019impression d\u2019\u00eatre surveill\u00e9, suivi, \u00e9pi\u00e9 et cela sera v\u00e9ridique\u2026 ou non ! A vous de voir. A vous de nous d\u00e9velopper sa psychologie, ses pens\u00e9es, ses \u00e9motions.<\/p>\n<p>Vous avez toujours 2 000 caract\u00e8res maximum soit un message discord.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Mon texte :\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Aujourd\u2019hui, comme chaque matin, Chlo\u00e9 prend son petit d\u00e9jeuner, enfourne son Mac book pro dans son sac \u00e0 dos et prend une grande inspiration. \u00ab Courage, tu vas y arriver \u00bb. Elle attrape une paire de ciseaux de cuisine au passage, sort et appelle l\u2019ascenseur. Elle appuie sur le \u00ab -1 PARKING \u00bb, mais l\u2019ascenseur s\u2019arr\u00eate au 3\u00e8me \u00e9tage. \u00ab Merde, au secours \u00bb. Un homme entre, et n\u2019appuie sur aucun bouton. Chlo\u00e9 sent une chaleur extr\u00eame envahir son corps. \u00ab Reste calme, reste calme \u00bb. Puis elle appuie sur le 0, pas question d\u2019aller au parking avec cet agresseur.<\/p>\n<p>Elle panique int\u00e9rieurement en faisant un effort surhumain pour ne rien montrer. Elle regarde ses pieds tout en gardant l\u2019homme dans son champ de vision, la main droite accroch\u00e9e \u00e0 la paire de ciseaux dans sa poche. Quand la providentielle porte de l\u2019ascenseur s\u2019ouvre, elle sort \u00e0 moiti\u00e9 \u00e0 reculons. Elle respire, elle l\u2019a \u00e9chapp\u00e9 belle. Mais les rues non plus ne sont pas s\u00fbres, elle court en panique jusqu\u2019au salon de th\u00e9 et entre en trombe. Elle referme la porte derri\u00e8re elle en s\u2019assurant que personne ne l\u2019a suivie.<\/p>\n<p>Elle commande un expresso, s\u2019assied \u00e0 une table et continue d\u2019\u00e9criture son roman.<\/p>\n<p>Soudain un homme entre, Chlo\u00e9 reconna\u00eet ce regard vicieux et pervers. C\u2019est le m\u00eame que celui de l\u2019homme dans l\u2019ascenseur. C\u2019est le m\u00eame que le tueur en s\u00e9rie dans son roman. C\u2019est le m\u00eame que toutes les personnes qu\u2019elle croise depuis qu\u2019elle a \u00e9crit le mot \u00ab Prologue \u00bb sur Google doc. Le serveur aussi \u00e0 ce regard. \u00ab Merde, au secours \u00bb, Chlo\u00e9 panique mais tente de ne rien montrer \u00e0 ses agresseurs. Elle efface la totalit\u00e9 du roman qu\u2019elle est en train d\u2019\u00e9crire et commence une com\u00e9die romantique.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Le th\u00e8me : \u00e9crie un texte ou votre personnage sera atteint de psychose. Il aura l\u2019impression d\u2019\u00eatre surveill\u00e9, suivi, \u00e9pi\u00e9 et cela sera v\u00e9ridique\u2026 ou non ! 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